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Coheed Rule #21

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:10:15 -0400

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

When listening to IKSSE:3, you must ALWAYS scream “MAN YOUR OWN JACKHAMMER!”.

ohmygod

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 16:58:00 -0400

ohmygod

"You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you..."

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 16:50:06 -0400

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.”

- John Berger Ways of Seeing (via spartanbitch)

This is super fucking relevant.

And why self portraits (selfies) are often such an act of self preservation and resistance.

(via sexxxisbeautiful)

selfies as politics, hell yeah.

(via tankmonster)

#it’s okay to follow creepshots but when a celebrity’s nudes are leaked she’s a slut #it’s perfectly normal to watch objectifying porn but when a woman decides to film herself having sex she’s a whore #it’s alright for you to harass women on the street but when they approach you first it’s arrogance #it’s cool for you to fantasize about a woman who’s out of your league but when a woman you deem unattractive likes you you’re disgusted #no don’t worry you can make female bodies public property but when they discuss your masturbation habits you can be offended

(via laralaralara)

THE HASH TAGS. EVERYONE MUST READ THIS.

(via splendorman666)

christianity: god hates fags

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:47:33 -0400

christianity: god hates fags
satanism: you'll be accepted no matter what
christianity: you better worship us hardcore or you go to hell
satanism: rituals are good, indeed, but not necessary, you're not forced.
christianity: you better love everyone around you and god a lot
satanism: it's stupid to think you can love everyone, love is an important feeling and you can't give it away to the ones who don't deserve it.
christianity: respect others no matter what
satanism: respect the ones who respect you

holocaustincarlile: it bugs me when people say pierce the veil is a generic band since they use...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:41:39 -0400

holocaustincarlile:

it bugs me when people say pierce the veil is a generic band since they use breakdowns and screams in their songs because they’re not generic at all like name me one other band in that genre that has a fucking mexican classical guitar interlude in one of their songs

one of their songs

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Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:34:36 -0400

necrophilic: when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 22:47:15 -0400

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

jessierena: Because I like this picture of me.

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:24:44 -0400

jessierena:

Because I like this picture of me.

bonesofbirch: you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships you are allowed to walk away from...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:55:35 -0400

bonesofbirch:

you are allowed to terminate toxic relationships

you are allowed to walk away from people who hurt you

you are allowed to be angry and selfish and unforgiving

you don’t owe anyone an explanation for taking care of yourself

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Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:52:36 -0400

"because this is what you do. get up. blame the liquor for the heaviness. call in late to work. go to..."

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:37:10 -0400

“because this is what you do. get up.
blame the liquor for the heaviness. call in late
to work. go to the couch because the bed
is too empty. watch people scream about love
on Jerry Springer. count the ways
it could be worse. it could be last week
when the missing got so big
you wrote him a letter
and sent it. it could be yesterday, no work
to go to, whole day looming.
it could be last month
or the month before, when you still
thought maybe. still carried plans
around with you like talismans.
you could have kissed him last night.
could have gone home with him, given in,
cried after, softly, face to the wall, his heavy arm
around you, hand on your stomach, rubbing.
shower. remember your body. water
hotter than you can stand. sit
on the shower floor. the word
devastated ringing the tub. buildings
collapsed into themselves. ribs
caving toward the spine. recite
the strongest poem you know. a spell
against the lonely that gets you
in crowds and on three hours’ sleep.
wonder where the gods are now.
get up. because death is not
an alternative. because this is what you do.
air like soup, move. door, hallway, room.
pants, socks, shoes. sweater. coat. cold.
wish you were a bird. remember you
are not you, now. you are you
a year from now. how does that
woman walk? she is not sick or sad.
doesn’t even remember today.
has been to Europe. what song
is she humming? now. right now.
that’s it.”

- Marty McConnell, “Survival Poem #17” (via beautyisanillusion)

drinkyourjuice: Imagine having a daughter. Imagine the first...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 12:41:45 -0400

drinkyourjuice:

Imagine having a daughter.

Imagine the first positive pregnancy test, a CVS-brand in your office bathroom because you’re probably just paranoid and it’s probably nothing, and seeing the plus sign. Calling the doctor, making the real appointment. You’re eight weeks along.

Imagine months of watching your skin stretching. Sonograms. Sharing your food, your blood, your oxygen with another person sitting in your midsection and not paying rent. Feeling the first kick. Puking on your morning commute. Sitting down for a night of TV and watching a tiny elbow press out against your skin. Getting used to it, kind of. Thinking of names.

Imagine childbirth. Imagine a pair of human shoulders passing through your junk and imagine pooping on a table in front of a room full of people while you cry, but none of it mattering because here is this person you’ve been dying to meet. To touch. To see blink back.

Then imagine your daughter growing up to actively participate in the Instagram romance tag.

What a fart into infinity. What a pube tumbleweed on a bathroom floor.

ohjeyarh: please tell me that’s what you see in the silhouette...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 12:37:08 -0500

ohjeyarh:

please tell me that’s what you see in the silhouette too

muah-keaton: squeekylittlemeercat: isis-: 1971endlessthoughts: themostamazingphil: godtie: do...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:00:26 -0500

muah-keaton:

squeekylittlemeercat:

isis-:

1971endlessthoughts:

themostamazingphil:

godtie:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

I tried to scroll

I tried to scroll too

we all tried

It never works.

I scrolled once. ONCE. I remember.

"It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see ourselves. We don’t watch..."

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:24:45 -0500

“It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see ourselves. We don’t watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm. We don’t see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don’t see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. There’s no mirror in your way when you’re laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself.”

- (via bonathaniver)

chasingthathigh: Beauty Salon Exorcism Prank

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:16:15 -0500

chasingthathigh:

Beauty Salon Exorcism Prank

youweremyfavorite: The original source for this picture is...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 01:14:50 -0500

youweremyfavorite:

The original source for this picture is Willibeworth.tumblr.com.

mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so...

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 23:27:11 -0500

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

why is being alive so suck

why is being alive suck

why is suck

suck is being alive so expensive

why suck so expensive

?????

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Wed, 20 Feb 2013 23:14:58 -0500

cumberbutt: markgatiss: the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice...

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:58:47 -0500

cumberbutt:

markgatiss:

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

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